1.0 Why does ZOMBOO need a FAQ list?
After answering the same questions over and over until I was white in the
face, I realized it was time for a FAQ list.

2.0 Is there any way I could help out with the show, like behind the camera.
No you dork, get a life! You know we could use someone to sweep the parking lot...

3.0 This week's movie was not as good as some of the other movies, why?
We are severely limited as to what we can show due to the copyright laws.
We are not allowed to cut up and make fun of movies unless they are in
the public domain, meaning they are not copyrighted. Although we would
like to show good movies, there are not very many of them available in
the public domain.
 
4.0 How do you choose your movies?
Eeny - meeney - miney - moe, which bad movie will we show?
The movies we show are limited to movies that are PD or in the public
domain. This means they are not copyrighted and we can artistically
alter them by adding cut-ins and sound effects.
		
5.0 Why don't you show newer or better movies?
Newer or better, make up your mind!

6.0 Why can't you show a movie if I send you a copy of it?
We can only run movies that are not currently copyrighted or are in the 
public domain. We do extensive research everyday to find new movies for the 
show that meet our very stringent qualifications. When we discover a film
that meets these qualifications, we attempt to get an official copy of it
from our distributors.

7.0 How do you get your ideas?
Zomboo's staff gets together with a pizza and some drinks and 
writes the jokes. (The pizza usually writes most of the "funny" jokes!)

8.0 Are you ever going to focus on any of the other members of the cast?
Yes, our cameras utilize an "auto-focus" lens; this should not be a problem.

9.0 Why don't you do more live action shots in Reno and Sparks areas?
Time and money. It costs a lot of both to go "on-location."

10.0 Why don't you ever have ZOMBOO fans do guest shots on the show?
Because this is "ZOMBOO's House of Horror Movies" not 
"ZOMBOO's Saturday Night Freak Show!" The show is not filmed like 
a live show from beginning to end. It is filmed and put together in 
a process that spans several weeks. It is simply not possible. 

11.0 Where can I get an autographed picture of ZOMBOO'?
On the Buy Stuff page there are autographed postcards available for
a tiny fee.

12.0 Can we get some of the shows on DVD?
We are currently working on all the DVD versions of the shows when we 
are not answering stupid questions.

13.0 Why doesn't ZOMBOO produce his own low budget horror movies?
Time and money. It costs a lot of both to do that.

14.0 Did ZOMBOO appear on the Emmys?
Yes, ZOMBOO was asked to present Emmys in San Francisco and was 
the hit of the show.

15.0 Why is Bianca called the "Rat Girl?"
Bianca is the "Rack Girl." That's because she is chained 
to a "Rack" and because she has a nice one.

16.0 The Rack Girl looks like an anchor women on Headline News. Is she?
The Rack Girl to our knowledge is not a news anchor, or an anchor 
of any kind. The job of an anchor is to sink and in more ways than 
one, she has a couple of things that keep her afloat!

17.0 Does anybody know what Bianca's full name is?
Yes, it's "Bianca the Rack Girl."

18.0 Is it just me or does Bianca look different all of a sudden?
It's just you. Bianca has been on since the show began. You know,
people do change over periods of time... and she seems to change for 
the better.

19.0 Is Bianca the Rack Girl on any other TV shows?
The Rack Girl can be seen making a guest appearance on the show
"Scare Tactics" on the Sci-Fi Channel. In episode #104 "Orgy from Hell."

20.0 Are there any new "Rack Girl" pictures?
We add new ones every once in awhile, when we are finished
drooling all over them.

21.0 Last night's movie was the worst movie I've ever seen. Why did you show it?
Everybody knows that these are bad movies to start with, that is a
given. It's the ZOMBOO stuff that makes it worth watching.
 
22.0 Where is Vincent Price?
	1. Is this a trick question?

	2. Did you miss the showing of House on Haunted Hill and Last Man on Earth?

	3. I have also heard he is now living in a trailer park in Georgia.

23.0 Why does the ZOMBOO show sometimes get bumped by crappy movies?

The station needs to honor contracts for barter movies that have to
air in that time slot.

24.0 What are "barter movies"?
They are movies you NOW hate because they once preempted your 
favorite TV show. (HINT: "your favorite TV show" = "ZOMBOO") 
 
25.0 Do you only air REAL movies?
No, a few times we have aired FAKE movies.

26.0 Can you show a movie that I made myself?
	1. Does it star Paris Hilton?

	2. We air 3-minute homemade horror movies when we get them and have
	time in the show. If it's a professionally done feature, we'll
	look at it to see if it's in the spirit of the show. We have a
	reputation to uphold and therefore we don't want to show anything
	that might upstage the feature movie!
 
27.0 In the movie Chopping Mall, nobody was actually chopped! What's the deal?
We are still looking into this one.

28.0 I'd like to know how I can get Zomboo's House of Horrors to play in my area. 
Order a DVD and shove it in your DVD player. Then press "PLAY."

29.0 I watch ZOMBOO every chance I get... Am I a genius?
Yes, definitely!

30.0 Could we, just once, see some really great horror movies?
We are severely limited as to what movies we can show due to the fact 
that the national cable networks have locked up the broadcast rights 
on long-term licenses for big bucks on most of the movies which are
available for television.

31.0 Is ZOMBOO shown in San Francisco?
Yes, the Police regularly circulate his mug-shot there! However, 
the show is currently not available in the Bay Area. We hope to 
one day be there to continue the tradition that was started by 
Bob Wilkins and Creature Features.

32.0 ZOMBOO, I sent in a picture but I have not seen it on the show, why?
I have put every picture I have received that is in reasonably good
taste, in the Scaaary Picture Gallery portion of the show. Maybe it
is in a show that has not aired yet or probably you fell asleep and 
missed it!

33.0 Do any women watch ZOMBOO?
You'd be surprised, but over 50% of our audience is female according
to the Nielsen ratings.

34.0 Would somebody please explain the ending of last night's movie?
The shows always end with the "roll credits." The credits tell you
who was involved and what they did in that night's movie.

35.0 Why don't you ever play any of the movies that your fans request?
	1. Because Barney vs. Godzilla is not a real movie.

	2. I really enjoy receiving requests from all of you horror movie 
	enthusiasts. I wish we could accommodate all of your requests, but
	we are limited to movies that are in the public domain and are not 
	copyrighted.
 
36.0 If you run out of PD Horror flicks, then what?

	1. Brady Bunch re-runs.

	2. We have a pirate movie (ARRRRG!) and a Sherlock Holmes movie 
	featuring that famous detective, Sherlock Zomboo.
 
37.0 I was wondering if you could show the movie Trog. It is very campy.
Campy? What a stinker! This is one time that "being copyrighted" works in our favor!

38.0 Can we all chip-in for a blockbuster card, and get better movies?
Sure, why not. Too bad we can't show them. Did I mention why?

39.0 When are you going to offer wine with your cheesy movies?
Check the buy stuff page. If we have it, it's there.
   
40.0 Who is Bruce H?
ZOMBOO's number one fan.

41.0 Should we cancel our Saturday night activities and watch ZOMBOO instead?
YES. (And no funny stuff during the rack girl parts.. either.)

42.0 Is there a Zomboo Fan Club?
Yes Homer, you are there. It's actually this website. DOH!
 
43.0 Does the actual ZOMBOO reply to these messages?
Yes, ZOMBOO replies to these messages.

44.0 Can I meet ZOMBOO? If so, where?
Keep an eye on your local broadcast.  Special announcements will be made regarding
appearances in your area.

45.0 Are you going to show repeats from the first season?
Yes, we occassionally mix them into the schedule.
 
46.0 Will ZOMBOO be running for president next term? 
No, ZOMBOO does not have time to waste on stupid stuff like that.
    
47.0 I record ZOMBOO's show every week, can I trade tapes with others?
You may trade tapes with others, but duplicating and selling the shows
to anyone would be bad and inappropriate. We have the shows for sale on DVD
so you can own "high quality" bad movies!

48.0 Where do I send my scaaary pictures and 3-Minute Horror Movies?
To ZOMBOO at KOLO TV, 4850 AMPERE DRIVE, RENO, NV 89502

49.0 I have a hard time staying awake through your whole show, what should I do?
Buy a few sets of show DVD's and go to sleep...

50.0 Did ZOMBOO ever go out on a date with Elvira?
If he did, she would now be called "Mistress of the Dork!"